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There’s a vineyard on this island. On the other side, away from town. What the hell. Clubs, bars, hotels, a pretty fucking decent food market, and a vineyard.

Can we never leave?

Unrelated, but – turkey, ham, or both?

Oh, and I need a head count. Mashiro-san, you guys are staying through Thursday at least, right?? ...And you, Ace?

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Oh, oh, ham! And you could like, put those cool little pineapple slice thingies on the ham in the shape of a smiley face! It'd be totes cute, trust me.

...Heh, I don't know about a smiley face, but I'm definitely using pineapple slices!

Oh my god, you NEED to do the smiley face. It's like not even worth it if you don't.

I've cooked a fuckton of hams in my life and they've all turned out just fine without that.

But did they make you SMILE? Did you grin from ear to ear? Did you giggle when you opened the oven?

I bet you didn't.

....Yeah, no, definitely didn't giggle.

Well then obviously you should try arranging the pineapple into a smiley face!

What if I prefer NOT giggling like a dumbass in my own kitchen?

What the heck? Why would you prefer that? Are you like, depressed?

Nah, I just prefer not looking like a tool.

Too late.

Oh ho, well aren't you fucking clever.

I'm like, the smartest. And you're the tool. What kinda jerk doesn't wanna smile?

I can smile just fine, asshole.

But not at your ham?

I don't believe it.

The hell good is smiling at food going to do - anyway, it was the freaking GIGGLING I said no to.

Ooooh.

Haha, you're still a jerk.

If you insist.

Who the hell are you, anyway?

I totally do. It's good you see it my way!

Poland. And not like I care of anything, because that would be lame considering how mean you are, but like, who're you?

Sanji. I'm the chef on board the Thousand Sunny.

Thousand Sunny? Is that the name of a store? Is it like PacSun? I like PacSun.

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