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Shit, it's good to be back at sea again. Been hitting a whole crapton of islands lately, I'm ready to just sail for awhile.

...Except I'm bored right now.

Anyone up for a card game or something? I've got booze - the good kind!

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Somebody pinged me about a strip poker game...

I'll bring the booze.

Did they?

...Do I even know you? I mean, not that I care, more booze is never a bad thing.

Yeah. Dunno who.

... Tch, you SHOULD know me! I'M PRUSSIA, DAMMIT! And hell, more booze is friggin' awesome.

Prussia, huh. Never heard of you. Welcome aboard, I guess! You're not far, yeah?

Never heard of me? I'm in history books!

I'm captain of the S.S. Awesome! I've been here for awhile though.

Well shit, so you're another one of them, huh?

Yeah, I meant welcome aboard as in you're joining us for the evening apparently. Nice ship name, though.

Tch, I'm the BEST ONE!

Oh, right. Danke. I've visited your ship before though, I think. And yes, it's a great name, I know. I christened her myself.

...Yeah, I'm sure.

Have you? Fuck, sorry, either I totally ignored your existence or I wasn't here. Hopefully it's the latter, but since you're not all that pretty it could've very well been the former.

What? I am!

I can't really remember. It was fucking ages ago. I think I was visiting that Nami chick or something.

... Pretty? Tch, China is pretty. I'm friggin' hot.

...You know Nami-san?

Yeah, I talked to her awhile ago.

Oh. Well then, I guess she'll be happy to see you again.

She'd be damned if she didn't. I'm awesome, after all.

Yes, I've gathered that you really think that of yourself.

Right.

Oh yeah, who are you again?

Someone who's getting really fucking tempted to kick you upside the head.

Hah! Like you could do that anyway...

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