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Shit, it's good to be back at sea again. Been hitting a whole crapton of islands lately, I'm ready to just sail for awhile.

...Except I'm bored right now.

Anyone up for a card game or something? I've got booze - the good kind!

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Oh. Nah, that's wine. It also ain't bright pink, asshole, it's more like maroon.

It looks like pink to me, dickbrow.

Might want to check your computer settings then.

You might want to get your FACE checked. I bet that's not even your real eyebrow.

It's real, shithead, what the fuck do you know. Who even ARE you?!

I bet you draw on it so it LOOKS bigger than it actually is.

I'm Italia Romano. Or SIR to you!

That'd only be the biggest waste of time ever.

So is that Italia or Romano?

Maybe you want to impress people with the size of your curl!

Romano to YOU.

It doesn't gotta be BIG to be impressive.

Romano, then. Nice to meet you. Sort of.

Size helps if you don't know how to use it.

What's your name? Or should I call you Douchebrow?

I know plenty well how to use it, thanks.

It's Sanji. But that's clever. No, really.

You do? ...how do you control it in public?

Pleasure.

What, the eyebrow? Or whatever else you're innuendo-ing?

YES THE EYEBROW, COCKBITE.

Heh. Well it ain't like the eyebrow DOES anything, so it's easy as fuck to control. Anything else, well. I just don't bring it out.

It doesn't?! What about if someone touches it?

...Who the hell would be touching it?

A pervert.

I'd kick their ass, then.

Yeah, good call on that one.

It's the easy solution to everything, really.

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