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[serving_love]

Brontosaurus burgers in the galley, guys!

...Along with an actual brontosaurus that looks like it was left in the dryer for too long or some shit -- Luffy, what the hell?! Why are there miniature dinosaurs in my kitc--

...........Is that a pterodactyl. Is there a fucking pterodactyl in one of my cabinets??

LUFFY!!!

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[supershipwright.livejournal.com]

But, I don't know how we're going to keep the pterodactyl in...

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...How in the hell I keep myself from going crazy on this ship, I have no idea-

You don't actually WANT to keep them all, do you?! We can let the shitty flying one go away, at least!!

[supershipwright.livejournal.com]

Haha! Crazy is as crazy does cook-bro!

Don't ya think they're pretty cute? Not all that different from the bugs! And these ones are all different shapes and stuff!

...but what if the flyer misses his buddies?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

They're pretty much the exact opposite of cute, actually. And what if they're not minis, what if they're just BABIES. That means they'll get bigger!

His real buddies are probably out flying around the island somewhere.

[supershipwright.livejournal.com]

I dunno man, if they were babies wouldn't mom have been around to stop us when we picked them up? And they're totally cute! I'd even say adorable!

Yeah! They're Adorable!

But he came in with these guys!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Maybe she was out getting food for them! Maybe now she's worried as shit and she's going to come rampage all over the ship any second!

...They're not-- Geez. Did you see the ones Brooke was attempting to train to dance?

Probably by accident!!

[supershipwright.livejournal.com]

Huh, well, if she shows up then we know that they're babies and we can give them back! And if she doesn't, we know that they're minis!

Yeah! Ahaha! I thought the little bow-ties were a nice touch!

Maybe they just have a diverse group of friends, like were are!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Alright, so maybe the bow-ties were sort of...not horrible. And vaguely something close to possibly cute. BUT STILL.

Can't we just pick ONE to keep? It's like we're running a goddamn zoo here.

[supershipwright.livejournal.com]

Haaa, they were getting good too!

Well, one would get lonely all by himself! How about three, eh?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

They were PASSABLE.

...Two.

[supershipwright.livejournal.com]

All they need is a little practice!

four?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

As long as they don't do it in the galley.

TWO.

[supershipwright.livejournal.com]

I can build him a stage!

Well, let's meet in the middle then... Three!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Do you have to? You could just...not.

......WE WERE MEETING IN THE MIDDLE WITH TWO.

[supershipwright.livejournal.com]

Nah, I like keep'in busy! It can be a surprise!

Ahahaha! You caught me, eh? It was worth a try!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Knock yourself out, I guess.

Of course I caught you, shit like that doesn't get by ME.

[supershipwright.livejournal.com]

Can't blame a guy for try'in!

Though, I guess Straw Hat has final say in the end, eh?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That depends. If Luffy decides something stupid like we're keeping FIFTY dinosaurs, then I'm sure Nami-san~ will have something to say about it.

[supershipwright.livejournal.com]

Ahh, I like the little guys but fifty would be, ah, a lot! And if they got out they'd scuff up the deck with all their claws!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It would only take one to scuff things up. Rethinking whether or not you want them now??

[supershipwright.livejournal.com]

OI! I didn't say that three wouldn't be a problem! Easier to catch three than fifty, that was all I was say'in!