serving_love: (AUGH)
Sanji ([personal profile] serving_love) wrote2009-08-29 09:30 pm

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Brontosaurus burgers in the galley, guys!

...Along with an actual brontosaurus that looks like it was left in the dryer for too long or some shit -- Luffy, what the hell?! Why are there miniature dinosaurs in my kitc--

...........Is that a pterodactyl. Is there a fucking pterodactyl in one of my cabinets??

LUFFY!!!

[identity profile] deadgirldropout.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
They're kind of cute.

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
In a slimy, scaly reptile sort of way, maybe.

[identity profile] deadgirldropout.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
They're not slimy. And they're cute because they're miniature. Anything miniature is cute. It's science.

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
But they've still got TEETH and they might be miniature but they're still pretty big and they're getting into everything!!

[identity profile] deadgirldropout.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Well yeah, I'm not saying you should keep them in the kitchen, but they are pretty cute.

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
...But - we've got so many animals on board already!

[identity profile] deadgirldropout.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not saying we should keep them at all, I'm just saying that they're cute.

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Are there any you DO want to keep in particular?

[identity profile] deadgirldropout.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Not really, I guess. I've already got Ilario.

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
OKAY GOOD, then I can kick them overboard and not feel bad.

[identity profile] deadgirldropout.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Well at least kick them somewhere shallow.

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose I can do that much.

[identity profile] deadgirldropout.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
And don't kick too hard.

...did you know that there are pet reapers?

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
Long as he or she doesn't come over this way...

[identity profile] deadgirldropout.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
He was a boy. A little boy.

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2009-08-31 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
...That's sort of creepy for some reason.

[identity profile] deadgirldropout.livejournal.com 2009-08-31 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
It was really depressing. We don't get paid or anything for being reapers and he's just a kid so he was homeless.

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2009-08-31 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Wait - what? They didn't provide homes and shit like that for you? What the hell??

[identity profile] deadgirldropout.livejournal.com 2009-08-31 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
No. We were on our own.