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Brontosaurus burgers in the galley, guys!

...Along with an actual brontosaurus that looks like it was left in the dryer for too long or some shit -- Luffy, what the hell?! Why are there miniature dinosaurs in my kitc--

...........Is that a pterodactyl. Is there a fucking pterodactyl in one of my cabinets??

LUFFY!!!

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BUT SANJI-KUN!!! Luffy said he'd help me get a T-Rex!!

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...A-And I told him to get Franky to build him a goddamn RAFT for it!

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But what if it drowns?!

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Fujiko-san, it won't FIT on the ship!

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... I know... but... Don't let him drown until I can ride him! Okay? Please Sanji-kun? Pretty please??

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.........I'LL DO MY BEST, FUJIKO-SAN!!!!!!

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YAY!!! I knew I could count on you Sanji-kun!!

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Of course, I would never let a beautiful lady down!

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Hehe~ <3

That's why you're the best Sanji-kun!

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I do try~!!

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Hehe~ I'll definitely owe you a big kiss for this!

Just don't tell Goem-Zoro

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...A...A K-KISS?? I -- ah, hang on. How are we getting this stupid thing to you, exactly? You won't need to come on board, right?

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Lucci banned me from the Thousand Sunny.

And I don't mean jokingly.

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Well. Yeah, that's why I was making sure.

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Oh. So you heard.

Hm. Whatever.

He can't really stop me but it's not worth the energy. Unlike him I don't actually care.

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He told me.

You mean he couldn't stop you getting here? Maybe not. But I don't doubt he'd make good on his promise once you arrived.

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Hn. He tells you most things about me it would seem.

It's almost funny you know. As a vampire he was at complete apathy.

Maybe one day I'll learn timing. Then again, maybe not.

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Not particularly... Just that bit. Because we were talking about the whole thing.

Yeah. You're timing could've been WAY better, not gonna lie, Fujiko-san.

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The whole thing with Kaku or something else entirely?

Che.

Just once I'd like to.....

It's not important.

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With Kaku, yeah.

Like to what?

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Understood.

It doesn't matter. It's childish anyway. A foolish thought with no real impact on reality and frankly, even I know better than to entertain it and that's saying something.

I'll need to use up my second cigarette break allottment this month already. Shame.