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[serving_love]

Brontosaurus burgers in the galley, guys!

...Along with an actual brontosaurus that looks like it was left in the dryer for too long or some shit -- Luffy, what the hell?! Why are there miniature dinosaurs in my kitc--

...........Is that a pterodactyl. Is there a fucking pterodactyl in one of my cabinets??

LUFFY!!!

Comments

[mmmmeat.livejournal.com]

No way! They're so cool! Shishishi!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...THE HELL THEY ARE. They're getting into all my food - that's shit YOU could be eating, you know!

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

Is that bad? I'll still eat it.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You can't eat it if they're eating it first!

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

CRAP!! THEY'RE EATING THE FOOD?!

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

I did mention this might be an issue.

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but --


I DIDN'T THINK THEY'D ACTUALLY DO IT!!

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

What did you think they would do? Living things need food to survive.

[mmmmeat.livejournal.com]

But not meat! Our bugs and kittens didn't eat meat!

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

Well, dinosaurs do tend to be meat-eaters.

[mmmmeat.livejournal.com]

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

You've never run into dinosaurs before, Straw-Hat Luffy? I find that difficult to believe.

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

Now that I think about it, they have been trying to eat us....

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

They can be a little tricky sometimes.

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

I GOT IT!! I'LL TRAIN THEM TO EAT SOMETHING ELSE! THAT WILL FIX EVERYTHING!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

YES, you idiot!!!

[mmmmeat.livejournal.com]

WHAT SHOULD WE DO?!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Get them off the ship, maybe? Like I've been TELLING you to??

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

....Is that the only option?!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...I guess Franky could make them a cage--

NO, we have enough animals on board already!!!

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

I'll tell him to make the cage!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

No - that was a horrible idea, you're not supposed to agree with it!!

[mmmmeat.livejournal.com]

YOSH! I'M GOING TO TELL FRANKY TO MAKE A CAGE!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

..........LUFFY.

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

You may not like them now, but you probably will eventually! Just like how you're so close to Shitty Bug now.