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[serving_love]

Brontosaurus burgers in the galley, guys!

...Along with an actual brontosaurus that looks like it was left in the dryer for too long or some shit -- Luffy, what the hell?! Why are there miniature dinosaurs in my kitc--

...........Is that a pterodactyl. Is there a fucking pterodactyl in one of my cabinets??

LUFFY!!!

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

They're digging into all my shit! One of the bags of flour in here just like fucking EXPLODED all over the cabinets -- they're more aggressive than cats or bugs!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Animals just like you!

...I don't think we're actually keeping them, right? At least. Not ALL of them.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

No, not ANY of them. There's no way in hell, I'll punt them off the ship myself if I have to.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

No skin off my nose.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

How are you even typing coherently right now? Figured you'd be curled in a ball somewhere.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

....don't even--ugh. Luffy dragged me out to go exploring right after breakfast and I wanted to die the whole time. At least now I can finally sit in one place and it's QUIET. My head is still KILLING me and you can just...save me some burgers for tomorrow or something.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Quiet, huh. Maybe I'll kick some of these shitty reptiles down your way, then. I'll save you some burgers, yeah. If...there's any left.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

.......you WOULDN'T.

Oh right. Point. We must have plenty of meat anyway, right? Or...at least enough to last us two or three days?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh, I would.

Yeah, there's plenty, so I can make more tomorrow!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I'm locking the door.

Yeah. Maybe tomorrow I'll want food. Maybe.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Is that maybe a yes yet?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...maybe.