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[serving_love]

Brontosaurus burgers in the galley, guys!

...Along with an actual brontosaurus that looks like it was left in the dryer for too long or some shit -- Luffy, what the hell?! Why are there miniature dinosaurs in my kitc--

...........Is that a pterodactyl. Is there a fucking pterodactyl in one of my cabinets??

LUFFY!!!

Comments

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Of course! They got meat on 'em, don't they?

[no-emo-in-third.livejournal.com]

Well yes... But do they taste good?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Everything I make tastes good.

[no-emo-in-third.livejournal.com]

At least you're confident in your skills.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I've been doing it for long enough, I should know. I mean, I fucked up the first couple times I cooked dinosaur, but I've got it down now!

[no-emo-in-third.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that you had lots of material to practice with.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Heh, you'd think that, but at the rate Luffy eats...

[no-emo-in-third.livejournal.com]

Surely he can't have that large of an appetite, can he?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

You obviously have never met him.

[no-emo-in-third.livejournal.com]

...No, I haven't. And I'll just have to take your word on his eating habits.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It's almost impressive to watch, actually. He's like a goddamn garbage disposal.

[no-emo-in-third.livejournal.com]

Now I kind of want to see this.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You might be too queasy to eat afterward. Just a warning. It's always a shock to see at first.

[no-emo-in-third.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the warning... I'll be sure to remember it.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

So who are you, anyway?

[no-emo-in-third.livejournal.com]

I'm Kira Izuru. May I ask for your name as well?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Kira. Nice to meet you! I'm Sanji.

[no-emo-in-third.livejournal.com]

It's nice to meet you as well.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You been around these parts for long?

[no-emo-in-third.livejournal.com]

Not long, just under a month.