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Oi, idiots and lovely ladies~! I just got this letter from Tamaki and it says - well, actually, it’s mostly a bunch of rambling about his dog and what Kyouya had for lunch or some shit – whatever. But at the end of it he said he’s coming for a visit! ...In big bold letters that took up an entire page. Claimed he didn't want me to miss it. Dumbass. Anyway, I don’t know when the hell he wrote it. Goddamn Grand Line and all, he’s probably halfway here already. Or closer. But there ya go, head’s up. My little brother will be here for a bit!

...Think I’ll introduce him to Shitty Bug. Maybe they'll hit it off and he can take him home.

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There's ALWAYS food around our ship, Mashiro-san. I'd know, I have to make all of it.

I'll pass. I can't come. I'm on a diet.

Ah, but Mashiro-san! I can make healthy food!!

...Although I don't see why you need to be on a diet, if you don't mind me saying so.

I'm scared. What if I turn into a bug after eating? You won't talk to me anymore.

...I doubt you'd turn into a bug. And I'd still talk to you even if you did!!

What if I do because of all the weird food around?

...You'll never know.

Even if you DO, the effects of a lot of that shit only seem to last for about a week!

A week is too long! Someone or something might kill me by then.

But - Mashiro-san, you can't NOT eat! I really don't think you're going to turn into a bug anytime soon, don't worry about it!

What if I turn into something else? Too many possibilities.

...I repeat, you can't not eat. I guess it's a risk you'll have to take. Just avoid food that looks weird!

I can't take that risk. If it happens, it'll be a whole week without talking to Sanjin.

Ah...right. I already said - I'd still talk to you.

Anyway, we've gone plenty of time without talking before.

What if I can't talk?

It's different this time around~

Lucci had hooves and he still managed to type.

...Oh. Is it?

I don't know if I can do that.

Mmmhmmm~

I'm sure you could.

Do I...want to know why?

Do you want to?

Yeah, I think I do.

I want to make sure ~~Zoro and~~ you're safe.

...Why wouldn't we be safe?

~~Mainly Zoro.~~

.......Why wouldn't HE be safe?

You didn't notice? There were three children who wouldn't leave him alone in his last entry!