serving_love | (no subject)

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What the fuck is this pile of yarn on my hammock?

You might have! His are all over the place. And my captain's, too.

I think I may have seen yours as well.

......No. No, I'm sure you didn't see MINE, Belle-san!

Are you sure? It was a drawing but it looked like you. Swirly eyebrow and everything.

IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT!!!

You must have been slick if they weren't able to get a picture of you.

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Well. Obviously. I mean, that is ONE way to look at it, of course~

The drawing looks just like you though. So I guess it doesn't matter.

.........Belle-saaaaaaaan.

Hm? What?

It doesn't look like me at all!!

But it has all the right features.

They're distorted and awful and look exactly like this other dumbass I had the extreme misfortune of meeting once!!!

Someone else? There's someone else that looks like this?

Well, not anymore. I...helped him fix things.

But the poster still looks the same.