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What the fuck is this pile of yarn on my hammock?

Is a pile of yarn really so important that you needed to post about it? It's yarn.

I posted about bird shit last time.

My life is just this exciting.

I can't decide which is more exciting, yarn or bird shit.

I was going to ask if you figured out what the yarn was all about but then I realized that I don't care.

Bird shit, definitely. Yarn just sits around looking lumpy.

Zoro knitted me a sweater because he's a dumbass.

Well I guess it depends on what the yarn is knitted into, if anything. I've seen some interesting things made of yarn.

...Zoro knitted?

Have you? You should see some of these things. Interesting is a good word for them.

...Yeeeaah. Or tried to, anyway.

As interesting as this?

...hahahaha.

.........Yeah, that wins.

That's what I thought.

Is there a, uh...counterpart? I feel like they'd make nice pillow covers. We could put them in the aquarium room.

Of course. It's kind of an odd shape, though.

Shit, that's kind of fucking hilarious. Maybe Zoro will still feel like knitting for awhile.

It'd be green end up with three balls.

I'll get him to do more than one, maybe they'll all turn out different. We can have our own Naughty Bits Made of Yarn pillow museum.

More like a Freakishly Deformed Naughty Bits Made of Yarn pillow museum.

Each one is unique and their own special form of art!

That doesn't mean that I need to see them or have them anywhere near me.

You don't want one in your room then, I take it. I was going to let you have the most attractive looking pillow!

If the most attractive one still has three nuts I think I'd rather go without, thanks.

Nami-san and Robin-chan would thank you for that, I'm sure.

I think all three enough of us have pretty high standards.

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