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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?

...I really need a cigarette.

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...what "Lucci thing"?

AHAHAHA. Oh man Usopp okay you missed it. So Sanji was whining that you had a tag in his journal and he didn't so Lucci added that Sanji has a secret crush. And Sanji just went with it. :D It was awesome.

...Right. I'm sure it was hilarious at the time but I'm a little more concerned with OTHER STUFF right now, so...

Wow. It is SO weird to see you like this. SO WEIRD.

Okay well look. You probably have to run straight into each other but I'm telling you... it hurts. And it doesn't always work the first time. So...

Tell me about it.

...that sounds like a really stupid idea.

You are so much less fun than Sanji. Oh hey you're kind of French now too. Damn that's weird.

I didn't come up with it but it's been known to work. Let's just say I'm something of a magnet for these situations. ~~IT REALLY REALLY Fucking hurts.~~

What?? I'm WAY more fun than Sanji!

...let's just call that one "Plan B."

No. You're kind of a lot meaner. Sanji's always super polite and nice and sweet. :P ~~You might be cuter now though.~~

I always made it Plan D. Usually the only one that actually WORKED but it is a really really lousy option.

I'm not MEAN. Sanji only acts like that because you're a GIRL. I just...treat everybody the same. ~~...What??~~

I don't get how that would work. Maybe it should be Plan Q.

I know. I prefer it his way. ~~What? It's true. Maybe it's the whole you being flustered thing~~~

If you can come up with enough plans before it to try. I guess you could always try retracing the steps you took yesterday. It could be some kind of cursed item. Like one of Brooke's spoons or something.

It's not very fair. ~~Wait. Now I'm just...confused. Are you talking about ME or Sanji??~~

Norway thinks it was trolls.

Life never is kiddo. Why, do you want him to fawn all over you? Given how he treats Zoro... ~~You in Sanji's body actually.~~

.... Norway thinks everything is trolls. :|

I'm not saying FAWN, just...he could be a LITTLE nicer to me sometimes. ~~.....hahaha, very funny; now STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.~~

No one else has any suggestions.

Interesting. Maybe Lucci should edit his tag to include "Usopp has a secret crush on Sanji." ~~You're just worried George will kick your ass and it'll be my fault <3.~~

Items. Anything new around the ship. Something both you and Sanji did.

.......WHY would you--jkdabf. Forget it. ~~NO; it's just WEIRD and not something I want to talk about. At all. And definitely not with you!~~

...right. I guess it wouldn't hurt to make a list or something.

<3! ~~.... k.~~

Probably a wise decision.

Back off.

Fine fine. ^_^

Seriously.

Understood.

Trolls are tricky.

I have no doubts.

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