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[serving_love]

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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?








...I really need a cigarette.

Comments

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I don't even smoke!!

...normally.

[normalskeptic.livejournal.com]

I'd find almost dying to be more of a reason to drink than to smoke.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It's an ADDICTION, okay??

[normalskeptic.livejournal.com]

I can probably donate a stick of gum.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I don't think that would really help.

[normalskeptic.livejournal.com]

Other than a bunch of other shenanigans played out in multiple commercials, that's the only thing I can think of to cure a cigarette addiction.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I think he's beyond curing at this point.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Gum doesn't do shit.

[normalskeptic.livejournal.com]

...then the testimonials on the front of those Nicotine boxes are wrong.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

The hell is Nicotine?

[normalskeptic.livejournal.com]

...I meant Nicorette. Nicotine is what's inside of the cigarettes.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

No, I knew that, but you said it like it was a brand name, so - what the hell is NICORETTE, then.

[normalskeptic.livejournal.com]

A brand of gum that's marketed towards chronic smokers to beat their addiction.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...Oh yeah? Huh.

[normalskeptic.livejournal.com]

...I'm not exactly sure if it works though. I can't say, I'm not a smoker.