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Yo, idiots - Nami-san was right, there's an island coming into view! We should be docking within the next hour, two at most. Looks like it's actually inhabited, too, thank fucking god. NAMI-SAN IS OBVIOUSLY THE BEST NAVIGATOR EVER~!!

...Anyway, I need to talk to some of you. So. Comment, assholes.

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Well... as long as the party is really awesome afterwards.

It will be! There'll be MOUNTAINS of meat, I promise!

We're going drinking tonight, too, and everyone's invited to that.

MOUNTAINS---

wait, you're gonna cook at your own wedding?

...Well. Yeah. I LIKE cooking, remember? I want to.

But won't you be busy doing...

...

...wedding stuff?

I'll start in the morning and then finish cooking when we get back! The actual courthouse stuff shouldn't take TOO long...I think.

Okay, good! I don't know if I'd want anyone else to cook mountains of meat.

Oh, that's right! You have to meet the hot dogs guy and the poison cooking lady!! They both wanna meet you.

Don't think anyone else could handle trying to feed you anyway, Luffy.

...The who and the what now? Lady??

You're not gonna give Zoro more food than me just because you're married, right?

Uh huh, the hot dogs guy says he makes the best hot dogs in the world!! And the poison cooking lady says her cooking's pretty tasty if you don't die. Don't they sound funny?

Idiot. Even if I did, you'd just steal half of it off his plate anyway.

They sound...interesting. Particularly this poison cooking lady. Was she pretty??

Oh yeah! You can give him as much as you want then.

She kept talking about love, which was kind of weird. She looks like this:

Ah, she's talking to me now, actually. SHE'S SO GORGEOUS~!!!

But can she cook?

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