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[serving_love]

Yo, idiots - Nami-san was right, there's an island coming into view! We should be docking within the next hour, two at most. Looks like it's actually inhabited, too, thank fucking god. NAMI-SAN IS OBVIOUSLY THE BEST NAVIGATOR EVER~!!

...Anyway, I need to talk to some of you. So. Comment, assholes.

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[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Oh, right. Courthouse, so...law enforcement. Makes sense.

We should probably wear disguises, huh?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Orrr we can just hope that they don't recognize anybody until AFTER we've signed the papers!

So...that means you're coming, yeah?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Why do you even have to ask that?? Of COURSE I'm coming! I'm still your best man, right??

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Obviously you are, that's why I asked you first! I just - I dunno. Good! Thank you.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Like I'd missed your WEDDING. Or...whatever you're supposed to call it now.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Elope - eloping? Elopement. I don't even know.

Okay, WELL. Since it's my last night being single...and you're my best man...I need you to do something for me.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Oh. I thought there had to be a ladder for it to be eloping. Maybe not.

...you don't expect me to go to a girly bar with you or something, do you?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

A ladder?

Doesn't have to be girly... I just need a bar and booze and you not letting me get cold feet.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Yeah. You know...the guy brings a ladder to the girl's house and she climbs out her window and they run off and get married before her parents can stop them. ...maybe that's just in stories.

Oh. Right. I can do that!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh. I tried to do that once. Except it wasn't a house, it was a ship, and it wasn't the daughter's window I was knocking on. ...Her father wasn't very pleased.

Awesome. I'm gonna see who else I can round up.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...did she even realize you were supposed to be eloping?

Sure! The more the merrier!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Of course not. She was fucking beautiful and I was like fifteen, I was just gonna steal her away and explain later.

Everyone's so eager to get on land... Looks like there'll be a lot of us.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

It's probably better you went to the wrong window.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm sure her father would agree with you.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

How's it feel to be MARRIED??

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...They probably won't recognize you anyway.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Sadly, I'm banking on that.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

George wants to see your wanted poster, by the way. If you don't have any of them stashed away somewhere, I guess I can just grab a new one at the courthouse.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...DON'T YOU DARE!! Why the hell would I have any copies of that shitty thing???

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on! It's not like it even looks like you! Much. Anyway, I told her about it and she wants to see it!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I...I guess it's unavoidable. If she...really wants to.

If anyone tries hanging it up again in our room, I'm kicking their head in, though.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

We can show her together! And then you can. I dunno. Burn it or something.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yes. Burning it sounds like a wonderful idea.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Is that what you did with the other ones we had on board?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Some of them got ripped into tiny microscopic pieces and stomped on first.