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The next island we get to better have a fucking good shopping district. Could use some more shirts, not to mention ties. Next person I catch using them to play blind man's bluff is a DEAD MAN.

I'm running out of cigarettes, too. Shit.

...Nami-san, think we'll be nearing land anytime soon?

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It shouldn't be too long now. The climate isn't as randomized, but it's not stable enough for me to give a proper prediction.

Spend your money on something less disgusting.

...How about a not proper prediction?

You'd rather I walk around shirtless?

Wrong.

I didn't say anything that even resembled that.

A few days, maybe.

What happened to your shirts?

...Ah.

What? Nothing. Just...haven't been shopping in awhile? You know.

It's more the cigarettes I'm worried about.

You told me to spend my money on something less disgusting. And since I planned to spend it on shirts, you obviously must have something against them. But if I don't buy them, I'll be left shirtless. So what else was I supposed to infer from your comment?

Need me to explain it in shorter words for you?

Oh. Well, we might be able to get a little more speed out of the sails if we tried. How many to you have left?

I was talking about cigarettes.

And I NEVER would've guessed that.

About...half a pack. Give or take.

I can't tell if you were stupid enough to think I wasn't or stupid enough to be sarcastic with me.

I didn't think it was that bad. It there anything that might help you ration them out?

Try the latter, minus the stupid.

Not with a comment like that.

WELL I THOUGHT I HAD MORE. But they've either walked off the ship on their own or I seriously need to start paying closer attention to how many I smoke.

...But I'll be okay, Nami-san!! No need to worry.

Did you double check?

Are you sure? I mean, I've never had to see you go through withdraw and I'd rather like to keep it that way.

Not my fault you can't pick up on sarcasm.

It's not my fault you think sarcasm is funny.

And triple and quadruple and alksdjfas.

VERY SURE! I've never had to put up with not having them, actually, but it can't be THAT bad. Anyone who whines about it is probably just a wimp.

I think that? So you read minds now, too.

That would imply you have one.

Body's gotta function somehow.

Too much information.

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