We could put the candles in the chocolate pie, too, so Lucci wouldn't have to worry about them ruining his cherry pie, and then he can still make a wish.

...well. M-maybe that's it. He hates his hair, so he probably resents that you make yours asymmetrical on purpose. That kinda makes sense, right? ...I mean, to the degree that caring about whether somebody's hair is symmetrical CAN make sense.