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...These kittens are getting pretty damn mobile. They're gonna be all over the freaking place soon.

Anyway, why the hell's it so quiet tonight? Even the sea's quiet, there ain't a shitty breeze or nothing. S'weird. Anyone wanna drink or something? I was thinking of...I dunno, making cookies maybe. Possibly. Who knows.

Either way, I'll be in the galley.

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...nope. Nothing yet.

...no idea. I'm not really in charge and I don't know exactly what Kid is trying to do.

...I'm a cook, you moron. And there's baby kittens on board, why shouldn't I mention them?

And y'cook too?? Hah! What else y'do? Smell flowers n' wear dresses?

You don't got a manly bone in y'body, do ya, kid? I almost feel sorry for yuh. ...NOT!

Who the hell are you calling a kid?! You're a shitty turtle, I could kick your ass and break your damn shell any day of the week!

What's THAT supposed to mean? I have a TON of friends! I even have an army of loyal followers!!

I don't think I'm very good at believing your lies, that's all.

That seems like it would crossing some personal space boundaries.

Is it just random, then? I mean, for who's born with it and who isn't?

Is it interesting, at least?

How else are you supposed to measure their size, shape and feeling?

It's genetic. Generally it runs in the family if you're a weapon but that isn't always the case.

I ain't no turtle, dummy! I'mma Koopa, and jus' as strong and mean as my ol' man!

Oh yeeeah? If you's so tough, why don'tchya c'mere right now so I can smack you good?

...what would make you think I was lying?

...is that kind of thing really that important to know? It sounds like an excuse to do something perverted!

Oh. Well, yeah, that makes sense. Sort of.

Someone who isn't very good at making plans with certainly can't have as many friends as you say.

It's EXTREMELY important! What if their cupsize affected how heavy they were as guns?!

Yeah, actually. The chimera are...I don't know they're weird. Most of them are two animals put together. But there's one. That's a dog and a little girl. It can talk, sort of.

...that's horrible.

...those two things have nothing to do with each other.

Then just...weigh them as guns!!

Usopp.

Please.

You say that as if I haven't done it several times already.

Very well. Your optional friendship is not important to me.

I didn't say we couldn't be friends!

...and you still groped them.

I offered a chance to make plans and you made it seem like you were impossible to make plans with. Not even subtle.

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