Wouldn't you like to know. But yes, I am good at reading reactions, and I understand that people don't like that, but I don't see what's wrong with people up front about what you want.

You want it to be special. I...hmm. I supposed I can't say that I don't understand that, but I certainly didn't used to. I was mystified for a long time as to why so many people insisted upon reading so much into a purely physical act.

I did.

Oh, I know there's a history behind the specific style, but that doesn't mean it's not ugly.